Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
