fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
