He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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