why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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