HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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