He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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