I am puke
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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