I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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