I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
