Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
