I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
