We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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