It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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