the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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