I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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