i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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