dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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