my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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