so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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