I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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