She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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