do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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