Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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