I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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