I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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