is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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