it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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