the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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