just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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