Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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