sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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