Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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