No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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