dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm jealous of your bromance
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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