How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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