There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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