Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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