it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Randomize
