You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Sext me about skeletons
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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