Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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