Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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