have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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