do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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