you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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