ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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