are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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