how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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