You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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