have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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