so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I deserve this hangover.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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