I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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